Day two of the common cold. To put things in perspective I currently have a three liter bottle of Pepsi Max. I don't think cunts know how big a three liter bottle of Pepsi actually is, because outside of the supermarket you don't come into contact with them very often. They are fucking massive.
Last night I had a hypnagogic mental hallucination caused by my fever. The bed became a spreadsheet of different coordinates. It functioned as an order of different places my body had to make contact with the bed at certain times. In reality I was extremely restless and rocking all over the bed but my fever dream made it seem like I was actually performing a specific task in line with the spreadsheet's demands. I remember thinking that there was no way I could finish the order in time. When I tell you I was cooking brother, I was cooking. I came out of it at 1:30 am and realised that I had completely lost the plot and took two Valium to get my head straight.
What type of fucked up supermarket are you buying 3 Litre bottles of a Pepsi Max from?
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