Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Ops

While I was cycling home from work my mind wandered to Bianca Thompson from year three biology class. Bianca told me that I wouldn’t amount to anything in life. Bianca got knocked up when she was 17 and now I’m a general manager. Look at me now, I whisper to myself. I pop a mono and Bianca is still a mole.

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