The neighborhood kids call me an OG, old head and Unc. I wake up every morning and put a zyn in my gums straight away, can't bear one second of this life without nicotine, never could. My breakfast is nicotine and coffee, that's how it should be, making a fuss over breakfast is for ladies. The boys in desert storm never needed an avocado on toast and neither do I. Leaving the house my neighbor 'fancy Dan' tells me he's got hay fever. These days everyone has hay fever, I've probably had hay fever my whole life but never knew it was hay fever because I'm not a fucking pussy.
Brb remodelling my life after this x
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