When I saw the break of day, I wished that I could fly away

I just remembered that when I was a kid I saw that my dad had bought a Nora Jones CD. I told him that he was gay and he completely spazzed, saying "it's not gay, she's actually really good." 

Every boy wants his dad listening to AC/DC, not singing along to "don't know why" as he hugs himself by candle light. 

That was the day I found out Dad was gay.